Your Improv Star Signs

Vaguarius the Vague Man	Something will happen to you at some point in the future. It will involve a loved-one, or someone you don’t know and involve an unspecified common house-hold object.
Nobuttie the Denier	Something wonderful will happen to your love life. No it won’t.
Cashproblemus the Shop Arguer	You will go into a shop but not have the correct change. You will get into an argument. The incident will end by you leaving having stolen the object you were trying to buy.
Dothis the Teacher	Someone you do not know will start doing everything you tell them. You keep telling, they keep doing. They can never get it right.
Lugless the Man With No Ears	Next week… Where are my horses?... Someone will… There they are.
The Nameless Man	You will meet someone you do not know. You will never know his or her name. And he or she will never know yours.
Pimpdaddius the Pimp	You will meet a man. he will make you sing and dance and recite poetry and try to stand on one leg and pretend to strip.
Didthat the Student	Someone you do not know will start telling you to do things. You will do them. They keep telling, you keep doing. You can never get it right.
Noway the Gagger	You will come into some money. No that’s not money, that’s cheese.