|Vaguarius the Vague Man
|Something will happen to you at some point in the future. It will involve
a loved-one, or someone you don’t know and involve an unspecified common
|Nobuttie the Denier
|Something wonderful will happen to your love life. No it won’t.
|Cashproblemus the Shop Arguer
|You will go into a shop but not have the correct change. You will get
into an argument. The incident will end by you leaving having stolen the
object you were trying to buy.
|Dothis the Teacher
|Someone you do not know will start doing everything you tell them. You
keep telling, they keep doing. They can never get it right.
|Lugless the Man With No Ears
|Next week… Where are my horses?... Someone will… There
|The Nameless Man
|You will meet someone you do not know. You will never know his or her
name. And he or she will never know yours.
|Pimpdaddius the Pimp
|You will meet a man. he will make you sing and dance and recite poetry
and try to stand on one leg and pretend to strip.
|Didthat the Student
|Someone you do not know will start telling you to do things. You will
do them. They keep telling, you keep doing. You can never get it right.
|Noway the Gagger
|You will come into some money. No that’s not money, that’s cheese.